God's Own Electric Circus

Congrads to Michael Moore, for being the only one with true balls at the Oscars. While everyone stared gape mouthed he attacked everything to do with the current Bush Administration. And when asked backstage if he feared his comments would get him black-listed in Hollywood, he calmly told the press, that he receives his funding from Canadian and other outside backers [rough translation: "F U Hollywood"]. Really though, his former work demanded this speach... Because what is Bush really doing with this war? He's telling the youth of America, solve your conflicts with violence!

"Little Molly, why bring an apple to school for your teacher. That bitch gave you homework on your birthday! Bring a MAC10 in your Blue's Clues lunchbox. That'll teach the school Administration! It'll prove to them that you aren't taking any guff when it comes to your own private interests."

The upset of the night was definitly when Roman Polanski was named Best Director for The Pianist. When will Scorsese finally get the recognition he deserves? Most of my favorite movies are directed by him: Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, and (the masterpiece) Goodfellas. But instead they give it to Polanski the Polock. Not to be harsh on Roman Polanski, since he did have a difficult childhood (caused by Hitler and his Nazi invaders) but even that doesn't excuse statutory rape of minors...

I haven't yet seen Gangs of New York, but that isn't Scorsese's fault. I didn't see Gangs simply because not only does Leonardo Dicraprio annoy the Christ out of me, but in this film he plays an Irish gangster!!? Daniel Day-Lewis would be reason enough to see it, but still any appreciation for this movie would be offset by Leo's shitty Irish accent, and worse acting. 0 comments

Hey Saddam, why not spare so many innocent lives and give up? Ya friggin egotistical meglomaniac! Bush will only pile through Bagdad with his human cowpusher leaving a wide trail of blood and misery in it's path. Until he finally succeeds where his father never could...

Why can't they just take their differences and egos and put them where they belong. In a high stakes celebrity boxing match. Yes, think about the ratings and how much money the US government would save (let alone lives). We all know that Bush would get his pansy ass whoopped! But that's why they would have to go through 3 months of intensive training (I'm sure no one would miss Bush around the White House). The cameras would of course follow them through-out the training. Hell we could bring in guest celebrity trainers...any suggestions... vote them in!! If Saddam wins, the US rebuilds his palaces, and stocks his weapons caches. If Bush wins Saddam is shot, a US implemented party takes over, the US gets unfettered access to oil stores, and maybe the Iraqi people get a hot meal...

The world isn't this simple yet. But wouldn't it save so much? CNN would go bankrupt mind you... 0 comments

So I tried to put frames on my page... Not good. Frames are simple enough to construct, and in most cases usefull... but not when you don't own your website. I found this out the hardway... After spending several minutes completing the template I tried hosting it on several sites, everytime I did the page was flooded with ton's of ads. Rendering it completely useless.

Not much going on. Spring raised her glorious head, then was buried by more damn snow.

I miss summer. Walking the bridge into Charlottetown, hanging around, drifting aimlessly, returning at 5 am the next morning. Tired and satisfied. Stalking Mr. Bean, Smoking in the Scary Spot, hotboxing open cars, vans, trucks, entry ways. Buying the hard stuff from the red house, drinking behind the farmers market, before checking out little squirts. Crazy times of electric spiders, giant butterflies, beach parties, and second degree burns. Great home movies eh Rob.

But enough of the reminiscing for tonight. If anyone is online gimme a shout out, I'll be at work most of the night. Ciao. 0 comments