God's Own Electric Circus

Bad Luck on High Street

July 9th - 11th, in this the foul year of our lord two thousand and three, was a low time for your humble author...

#1. Little to no sleep over the previous night.

#2. Being injured and reaggravating injuries from rugby practice.

#3. Picking up Jane to find out that the poor girl had drunk herself silly.

#4. Tending to poor Jane as she was unable to perform even the most basic of primary motor functions.

#5. Loosing my expensive silver chain... whereabouts still unknown.

#6. While attempting to fix a security problem on my comp... being hit by the worst blended virus/trojan I have yet to encounter. Having my computer completely disabled and rendered useless. Damn those little virus writing pukes... get a girlfriend ya adolescent fuckers. I'd like to punch all those prying little shits in the face, then beat them senseless with their keyboards and string them up by the balls with their power cords.

#7. Getting less than 4 hours of sleep

#8. Going to work for Jane till 4, arriving for rugby at 5, driving to the god forsaken ends of Prince County with my knees up near my chin for 1.5 hours.

#9. Being brutally mauled and raped by a group of mutant farmers and fishermen on the rugby pitch. (We won though... 17-15)

#10. Driving home and being pulled over by the cops... probably worse for poor Spense due to his inability to locate his insurance papers...

#11. Not returning home till 12:30... for a game I thought would take 3 hours... *smack*

#12. Waking up and not being able to move. Feeling like I had been repeatedly beaten with a sack of padlocks and doorknobs... Damn I miss it!!

#13. Writing this senseless piece of wimpish gripe.

:P

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There were many others but unfortunately their record has been lost...

I'm sure the Freak Kingdom won't disappoint and they'll be plenty more to report in short time...

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I woke up rested yet still a bit hampered from my previous night's partying, Jane and I finished the rest of our Chinese leftovers, then it was straight to the computer and phone to round up my scraggly bunch of underlings... This, however, proved much harder than I had thought it'd be...

Better scheduling, greater information and more hype is a must for future games... this was made abundently apparent.

The game started a little under an hour past schedule, we were short these 5 players: ANDREW THOMPSON, JAMIE JOHNSON, THOMAS GODFREY, ROBERT MACMILLAN and last but not least DANIAL POLLARD.

The evening was hot, very hot... Winsloe had arrived early and snagged the good dugout.. the one with shade.

Our game day roster consisted of: Catcher - Brad Fraser, Pitcher - Charles Beaton, First Base - Geoff MacMillan, Second Base - Zain Essreigher, Short Stop - Nic White, Third Base - Matt Ling, Right Field - Janelle Cahill, Center Field - Dwaine Bulger, Left Field - Jane/ Melissa/NO ONE...

The Batting order (to the best of my recollection) was, Nic, Zain, Brad, Chuck, Dwaine, Geoff, Matt and last but not least Janelle.

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The Game proceeded quite well, with the Winsloe roster being much better bolstered than in previous years. After the first inning the score was still 0-0.

The Second inning was even better played by both sides and runners were stranded from both teams as the game remained scoreless.

It wasn't until the top of the 3rd when with two runners on base I managed to hit a line drive between first and second and past the left fielder, that Stratford pulled ahead 3-0.

The bottom of the 3rd Winsloe took a fast ball deep to right field scoring a runner from second before we managed to end the inning. The fourth inning was well fought with both teams once more stranding runners.

By the end of the fourth the game was called on account of the core of the Winslonian players having prior engagements of "greater" importance :P...

So the unofficial score after 4 complete innings was Stratford 3 - Winsloe 1.

After that game the remaining players played some 7 on 7 down at City Diamond. We played until close to a quarter after 9... so more than 3 hours of baseball was played. Good times were had by all I am sure. :D

Thanks to Brad Fraser and the City of Stratford for the loan of the bases and catchers gear, all adding to the authentic appeal of the game.

Thanks to both teams for putting in the great effort, the pitching and overall play improved greatly from last year!

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Next Sunday is Part II in the Great Baseball Fiasco, scheduled for the same place and time. That is Memorial Field in Victoria Park @ 5:30 PM (perhaps earlier/later) please contact either myself/Dwaine Bulger or your appropriate Winslonian representative for further details. All attendees of the first game are expected, as well anyone can bring a friend the more baseball the better I always say.

I'm sure that all Stratford players will be in attendance... (or else...)

As well please contact Dwaine in regards to our team jerseys... we need all of the money before we can get them... so put a rush on it!!!

Disclaimer: Without proper stats keeping or a Winsloe roster I have done my best to recreate the game from memory. I apologize for any inaccuracies and or discrepancies regarding stats, names of players, positions ect. Please feel free to comment or write me. All legal action can be forwarded to Stratford's seven (7) team lawyers which we keep on retainer. 0 comments