God's Own Electric Circus

Hey Saddam, why not spare so many innocent lives and give up? Ya friggin egotistical meglomaniac! Bush will only pile through Bagdad with his human cowpusher leaving a wide trail of blood and misery in it's path. Until he finally succeeds where his father never could...

Why can't they just take their differences and egos and put them where they belong. In a high stakes celebrity boxing match. Yes, think about the ratings and how much money the US government would save (let alone lives). We all know that Bush would get his pansy ass whoopped! But that's why they would have to go through 3 months of intensive training (I'm sure no one would miss Bush around the White House). The cameras would of course follow them through-out the training. Hell we could bring in guest celebrity trainers...any suggestions... vote them in!! If Saddam wins, the US rebuilds his palaces, and stocks his weapons caches. If Bush wins Saddam is shot, a US implemented party takes over, the US gets unfettered access to oil stores, and maybe the Iraqi people get a hot meal...

The world isn't this simple yet. But wouldn't it save so much? CNN would go bankrupt mind you... 0 comments