God's Own Electric Circus

A Slow March Towards Infamy

Last night was a double-bill of baseball practice and alcoholic trivia. Our impromptu baseball practice came about from boredom and the first spell of nice weather in a week. The fields are still wet, as the snow failed to dry them somehow.

Our coalition forces consisted of Dwaine, Matt, Nic, Thomas and myself. We started with a fielding practice, in which Dwaine ran for pop fly after pop fly in a vain attempt at catching them. Understandable since the poor Crazy Dwaine Bird seems to have developed a mild psychosamatic aversion to baseballs, after taking a rather painful fly-ball off the cranium short days ago. Then we proceeded to do some sprints, followed by push-up, v-sits and burpees. After which we played ultimate leap-frog (for some reason poor Nic could never seem to get completely over Thomas!) and then ran 10 full laps of the field. An excellent practice, even devoid of a bat.

Then it was time for Trivia. Special thanks go out to Robert MacMillan for his extraordinary efforts at not only procuring a pitcher but also staking out a prime piece of Myrons real-estate. Special recognition goes out to Nic White for his virginal appearance at Myrons trivia, also for drinking the equivalent to an entire glass of that filthy Clancy's beer. As for the trivia part of the night, we stank. Even with Danial as an ace up our sleeve, we couldn't pull it off. Then as a few pints of beer later, the night came to a screaming halt, as I was faced with driving home and waking up at 6:30.

My apologies to all the mothers of the minors that had snuck into Myrons... I'm very sorry to tell you that your children are the devil. These mischievious minors know who they are...

Time for the Drunk Rating ©...

#1 - Bria (Drunk as hell and driving too...tsk, tsk)
#2 - Rob (Liquid Courage) Macmillan
#3 - Jane (That's my girl!)
#4 - Marie (Fire and Brimstone)
#5 - Nic (We'll make a man of you yet...)
#6 - Dwaine??? (couldn't tell if you were drunk at all)
#7 - Andrew??? (Someone else will certainly vouch for you being drunk and touching them inappropriately)
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#143 - Chuck :'(
Unlisted - Shannon


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