God's Own Electric Circus

Alright, it's been a while since I served up a fantastical post. So coming atcha over the phone lines, across the digital divide and through the inconvenience of billions of electrons... once more ladies and gentlemen... I present your humble author, Chufre.

Last night Robert returned from his conquest of Moncton with alcoholic spoils a plenty. The original plan had called for more twisted thrashing at Sarah's, however when we arrived on site the whole scene had been turned into a geriatric ward. It appeared that our previous weekends synchronized thrashing had opened a rift in the space-time continuum which had then morphed all our female friends into conservative seniors. Horrified we retreated to Rbots mansion of misogynistic misdeeds.

At Rbots we proceeded to empty 11 cans of beer, 1 quart of raspberry liquor, 4 cans of caffeinated sports drinks, 1 can of chunky New England clam chowder, and 3 ice cubes into a garbage bag. Using an available broom we stirred our slurry, and tied the bag off securely. I cut a corner out of the bottom out of the bag, and quickly affixed a vacuum cleaner hose to the hole. The hose was tied on with duct tape and the whole contraption was strung from the kitchen's ceiling fan. Using this device we broke the alcoholic speed record, formerly held by some dead guy up the street.

The rest of the night was a blur. Great subbages were ingested, cannibinols were inhaled, and malted liquors were requited. Good times all round.

I’ve been investigating some different flash options for beefing up this site. Hopefully I’ll finish my new template by the end of the summer.

Pearl Jam has released their Canadian Tour dates and venues: Thu-Sep-22 Halifax @ the Metro Center. Apparently Audioslave will be their tour mates. This however is yet to be confirmed.

Shout out to my main smeezer Simon DeCat! He’s graduated to walking sans lead. He’ll explore to his hearts content, and then follow me back without any auditory prompts.

Note to Elle “the mewler” DeCat: Enough with the mewling.

Props to lil Janie for staying cute in the face of danger.

Props to Rbot for kicking the JF habit.

Props to big business tobacco companies for enslaving the following people: Matt L. Coranna H. Geoff M. Ian D. Gabrielle M. Sharlene K. 0 comments